No prerequisites... simply, because everyone should be reminded.
study hard ,work hard & play hard!
vegetarian population of the world=75% Indian.
Healthy always wealthy!
love family love friends*
how lucky are we?
protect the weak & serve the poor"
give smile, warm,protection & love to the world^
friendship forever my friends!
support & cm always!
August 30, 2008
New film
release soon in
2009!
Louis KOO
Cheng chung kay!
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First Trillionaire of the world!
1. Bill Gates earns US$250 every SECOND, that's about US$20 Million a
DAY and US$7.8 Billion a YEAR!
2. If he drops a thousand dollar, he won't even bother to pick it up bcoz the
4 seconds he picks it, he would've already earned it back.
3. The US national debt is about 5.62 trillion, if Bill Gates were to pay the debt by himself; he will finish it in less then 10 years.
4. He can donate US$15 to everyone on earth but still be left with US$5
Million for his pocket money.
5. Michael Jordan is the highest paid athlete in US. If he doesn't drink and eat, and keeps up his annual income i.e. US$30 Million, he'll have to wait for 277 years to become as rich as Bill Gates is now.
6. If Bill Gates was a country, he would be the 37th richest country on earth.
7. If you change all of Bill Gate's money to US$1 notes, you can make a
road from the earth to moon, 14 times back and forth. But you have to
make that road non-stop for 1,400 years, and use a total of 713 BOEING
747 planes to transport all the money.
8. Bill Gates is 40 something this year. If we assume that he will live for another 35 years, he has to spend US$6.78 Million per day to finish all his money before he goes to heaven.
Last but not the least : My Favourite........!!!
If Microsoft Windows' users can claim US$1 for every time their
computers hang because of Microsoft Windows, Bill Gates will be bankrupt in 3 years!
9. Nothing is impossible in this world,Bill Gates build his kingdom by himself,
be confidence in your-self ,only hard work pays,there is not too much lucky
person,failure is always be the mother of success,if he can do it you can too!
Dr.QBB A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. Morals of the story: (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
CONCERT finish !
CM start pls!
August 22, 2008
Beijing 2008 Olympic
CHINA & HK ADD OIL!
Drama for cafe de coral
Ape never eat ape!
Dr,QBB An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?' The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
DR>Qbb A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..
EVIL CLOWN!
Fiona Sit MV
CM start!
August 19, 2008
HOTCHA!
For China!
For Donation!
For the people's heart!
whatever station!
whatever combination!
whatever race!
whatever face!
whatever place!
whatever stage!
whatever praise!
whatever donation!
whatever nation!
whatever fashion!
whatever motion!
whatever motivation!
we are the world!
whatever Macau,HK or China!
We come together as ONE!
No limitation!
we support all the children!
we together as one~
Love is our band!
Flag in my hand!
Proud of yourself & proud to be a Hongkonger!
we show the world how powerful we are!
Good massage!
Good price!
Good environment!
Time for Relax!
BECAREFUL ! People's is not judge by their job nature!
Love call:
A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.' Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
Wong Ka Nam (Esther Kwan, in her return to TVB) disappeared to the United States, leaving behind her son and husband in Hong Kong. When her husband dies in an airplane accident looking for her, Wong Ka Nam's son is taken into the custody of her mother-in-law. After eighteen long years, Wong Ka Nam wishes to see her son again and returns to Hong Kong. However, she is met with adamant resistance from her mother-in-law, who views Ka Nam as bad luck, blaming her for the death of her son. Highly protective of her grandson and fearing that Wong Ka Nam will attempt to take him away, Ka Nam's mother-in-law does everything in her power to keep mother and son apart.
However Wong Ka Nam is ironically assisted by her own son, who befriends her and secures her office job in his advertising agency. Most of story involves comedic and complex dynamics of office and family politics between rivals, friendship and romance within the office and household, while in the midst of Wong Ka Nam watching over her son.
Story:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and QBB comes out. The QBB says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.' 'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in Hollwood , shooting with Jackie Chan, without a care in the world.' Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in India , relaxing in Taj Mahal with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Curry and the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the QBB says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch pls Mr.QBB!' Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.
Policeman is also human not robot,they also have stress!
No body knows what will happen tomorrow!
what u can be imagine can be achieved!
It is matter of time & hard work!
SO,let's give CM harder!
August 13, 2008
Curry please in a HurrY!
How to make your Partner happy & Angry!
Alam ,Old is Gold!
My PERSONAL hair dresser!
My TVB buddy!
. HKU FUNCTION!
TOP models!
Charity function!
SOLO!
CHEF COMBINATION!
CHINESE traditional Dance!
KMB SHOW!
Firemen is always our HERO!
STORE-FRIENDLY THE ONLY SOLUTION!
MACAU show!
Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands QBB, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, QBB says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of QBB, after a few seconds, QBB hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was QBB the next door neighbour,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Where is the Cm ?
August 10, 2008
O Olympic !
MR>HK!
Muscular Dance!
OLYMPIC & TVB NON_stop coverage!
For your leisure reading & have a good laugh.
70-yr-old man asks his wife "Do u feel sad when u see me running behindyoung girls?
"Wife replied, "No not at all; even dogs chase cars but they can't driveit." <><><><><><><><><><><>
A young girl going on her first date. Her mother warns her¡. Mom: First he kisses your cheek; then he'll kiss your breasts, you'll enjoy; then he want to go on top. You must not allow it so as not to disgrace our family name."
Next day girl tells Mom...
Girl: "Everything happened exactly as you predicted. I didn't allow him togo on top so I went on topand disgraced his family." <><><><><><><><><><><>
A white couple had a black baby¡.The husband doesn't believe that it's hisbaby. Husband: Why the baby black? Wife: U hot, I hot, baby burnt..! <><><><><><><><><><><> Wife: "Honey, what are you looking for?" Husband: "Nothing." Wife: "Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for anhour?"
Husband:" I was looking for the expiry date!" <><><><><><><><><><><> Boy: Mom, why am I black and you are white? Mom: Listen son, considering all the crazy things I did years ago, youshould be thankful that you are not barking!
Cm non-stop!
August 7, 2008
Beijing 2008 Olympic
Hey wake up !OLYMPIC opening today!
Beijing 2008!!!!!!!!8-8-08,8pm!
WE are ready for Olympic, Beijing welcome all!
KINDNESS Pays !
One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry. He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door. Instead of a meal he asked for a drink of water. She thought he looked hungry so brought him a large glass of milk. He drank it slowly, and then asked, "How much do I owe you?"
"You don't owe me anything," she replied "Mother has taught us never to accept payment for a kindness."
He said... "Then I thank you from my heart."
As Mr.QBB left that house, he not only felt; stronger physically, but his faith in God and man was strong also. He had been ready to give up and quit.
Years later that young woman became critically ill. The local doctors were baffled. They finally sent her to the big city,where they called in specialists to study her rare disease. Dr. QBB was called in for the consultation. When he heard the name of the town she came from, a strange light filled his eyes. Immediately he rose and went down the hall of the hospital to her room. Dressed in his doctor's gown he went in to see her. He recognized her at once. He went back to the consultation room determined to do his best to save her life. From that day he gave special attention to the case. After a long struggle, the battle was won. Dr. QBB requested the business office to pass the final bill to him for approval. He looked at it, then wrote something on the edge and the bill was sent to her room. She feared to open it, for she was sure it would take the rest of her life to pay for it all. Finally, she looked, and something caught; her attention on the side as She read these words.....
"Paid in full with one glass of milk." (Signed) Dr. QBB
Tears of joy flooded her eyes as her happy heart prayed: "Thank You, GOD, that Your love has spread abroad through human hearts and hands." SO today Beijing Olympic 2008 we should support as one world one dream,no matter what colour ,religion, race or face.Today we support China tomorrow China support the world! LOVE has NO COLOUR!!!!!
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